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- BOOKS, Page 83Funny Girl
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- BACHELOR GIRLS
- by Wendy Wasserstein
- Knopf; 209 pages; $18.95
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- Wendy Wasserstein is funny. She must be funny. She won the
- Pulitzer Prize in 1989 for writing funny in The Heidi
- Chronicles. And in this collection of pieces, she says she's
- funny. She first realized this, she claims, in the second grade
- when she "brought down the classroom with my comedic routines
- on our prospects for lunch (vegetable chop suey was a
- highlight)." More recent evidence is that she likes I Love
- Lucy.
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- Humor is often in short supply in books by writers who
- assert they are funny. This is not second grade, and the
- territory Wasserstein covers has been strip-mined by those who
- preceded her -- Nora Ephron, Ellen Goodman and Anna Quindlen.
- A piece about the split between women who shave their legs and
- those who don't would have to come up with some dazzling
- insights to merit another look. Ditto painted nails, being fat
- or single.
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- The pressure Wasserstein feels to come up with material is
- frequently evident. Disappointment that a weekend in Maine was
- not a chintz-covered, Ralph Lauren-infested affair but rather
- one where the couch was acrylic and the drink Diet Coke is
- stretched to five pages. A lunch interview with Philippe de
- Montebello is a struggle to win his admiration. When she drops
- a name he recognizes, she writes, "Once again we are on equal
- ground." Equal ground with the director of the Metropolitan
- Museum of Art? So eager for approval, she becomes the
- journalistic equivalent of Sally Field at the Academy Awards
- trilling "You like me. You really like me."
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- Wasserstein sometimes elicits pity when she is reaching for
- empathy. In "Jean Harlow's Wedding Night," she describes
- arranging a trip to Paris to be there at the same time as a
- banker she has been dating, then his trying to sneak off in the
- morning without saying goodbye. He tells her he is involved
- with someone else. She slips into near hysteria, making jokes
- (she says they are funny) about the waiter, the croissants, the
- plates, the Ayatullah. They part, but she calls him later in
- the day to have dinner at a "hilariously hip restaurant." Of
- course, he says no. Any greater rebuke to her fatal attraction
- and she might be tempted to boil the rabbit.
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- Wasserstein's real talent comes through in the last piece
- of the book, Boy Meets Girl, a one-act play between Dan and
- Molly, two New York City "professionalites." When Wasserstein
- is being the playwright, she is just as funny as she says. And
- her audience is broken up, the way they were back in second
- grade.
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- By Margaret Carlson.
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